At Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, we like to laugh. Come in at any point during the day and you’ll hear it loud and clear throughout the restaurant. Our guests like it. Our team members like it. And if the food could talk, well we imagine it would like it, too.
Though there’s nothing funny about how amazing our Tex-Mex food is, we can still find some good ol’ fashioned humor in it. Here are some of the best Tex-Mex jokes ever told:
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.
Q: Why did the burrito blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What Tex-Mex food is good at math?
A: Inch-iladas.
Q: What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?
A: A macho nacho.
Q: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
A: Tear gas.
Q: What does a depressed tortilla say?
A: I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
Q: Why can’t you trust a burrito?
A: In case it spills the beans.
Q: How do tacos say grace?
A: Lettuce pray.
Q: What do you call a dangerous burrito?
A: Gangster wrap.
Q: Why don’t I eat beans?
A: Cuz it gives migas.
Q: Did you see this week’s forecast?
A: Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
Q: What do you call a cynical cow?
A: Sour cream.
Q: What do they call The Bachelorette in Spanish?
A: Pico de Gallo.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?
A: It was corny.
Thank you, thank you, you’ve been a great audience. Fuzzy’s Taco Shop will be here all week!
