They say not to judge a book by its cover, but that’s not always sage advice. You can tell a lot about someone by that old ’80s hair band tank top they’ve got on, or by what music they’re blaring from their car as they run that red light, or the henna tattoo on their lower back.
The same can be applied to what breakfast taco you fancy for yourself.
At Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, we notice similarities in the way people order, so we’d like to think we know a thing or two about a thing or two. While we know all of our guests are as unique as the tacos they prefer, here’s what your breakfast taco says about you.
1. Bacon, Egg & Cheese
You’re a traditionalist and that’s A-OK. Chances are, you’re going to order the same thing you always order every time you go to the place you always go. It’s not that you hate change; it’s just why fix it if it ain’t broken, right? This doesn’t mean you’re boring, but you did start saving for retirement when you were 22.
2. Egg & Cheese
Your motto is “KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.” You enjoy eating more for the social aspect of it than the actual food itself. That being said, you certainly enjoy your tacos. You’re the kind of person who would still live in the same house if you won the lottery, but would spend all your money on travel and new experiences with friends and fam.
3. Potato, Egg & Cheese
You’re a hard worker. You know what you want and you’re going to get it when you want it. Some in the office might call you “Type A,” but you think of it more as “Type Get On My Level.” We wouldn’t be surprised if your breakfast tacos are an important part of your daily meal plan, which includes the right mix of protein, carbs and the treadmill. After all, breakfast tacos do a body good.
4. Chorizo, Egg & Cheese
You’re a wild one, aren’t you? If there’s a party to be had, you’re there, and you’re always the life of it. You may be a little loud and brash sometimes, but this is also why people love you. You’re one of the first people your friends text when they want to get into some trouble or need you to bail them out of a jam. We all need people like you in our lives.
5. Shrimp, Egg & Cheese
Look at you eating shrimp for breakfast like the Europeans do! You’re so cultured. You have a zest for life that’s evident to all who meet you. You love to try new things, meet new people, see new places and, most of all, sample food as unique as you.
What do you think your breakfast taco says about you?