At Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, we pride ourselves on the eclectic nature of our guests. We’re like Alphabet Soup, only with people and delicious Mexican food. If you were to walk into your nearest Fuzzy’s, you’d see a wide array of people, all united in Fuzzydom.
Now we’re not in the habit of generalizing our guests, but we have noticed there seem to be some recurring types gracing our tables. As such, here are the top seven people you’ll see at Fuzzy’s:
The Family
Ma, Pa, Sis and Bro. Everyone can get down with some Fuzzy’s. Even your grandma who doesn’t care for spicy things. We’re one of those rare establishments that’s “family-friendly” but not necessarily “family-oriented.” Our families like to have fun, and we don’t see anything wrong with that.
College Students Post Exams
There aren’t many feelings better than those you experience after finishing a college exam. The hard work is over. Relief sets in, then elation. You’ll see these people (generously) rewarding themselves via tacos and margaritas (if they’re of age, of course).
The Solo Act
Some people are just fine eating by themselves. Heck, they even prefer it. Eating is generally a social thing, but often at Fuzzy’s you’ll see the Solo Act, enjoying his/her tacos all by their lonesome, without a single care in the world. And they never have to share.
The Netflix In-and-Out
Although we love it when you come in and hang out with us, we’re totally fine if you want your grub to go. These people get in, get out and get Netflix’n. “House of Cards” is even better with a Jumbo Burrito by your side.
The First Date
Aww, true love.
Many happy couples have shared their first dates over some Shredded Chicken Nachos. Fuzzy’s is actually a perfect date destination because it’s a non-threatening environment, filled with good food, great vibes and muchas margaritas to calm the nerves.
The Big Group Watching the Big Game
Sports fans unite at Fuzzy’s daily to watch their team dominate or, well, get dominated. Regardless of the score, you’ll find scores of these types getting rowdy (in a “family-friendly” way, remember?) at multiple tables nearby. Sports and Fuzzy’s go together like chips and queso.
The “We Should Catch Up Sometime” Duo
And of course, who could forget the two friends just casually eating lunch together, catching up. These are the people that say, “We should totally catch up sometime,” and then totally follow through on it. Because our guests are of high moral caliber and mean what they say.
So now that you know, keep an eye out for these eight types of people at your local Fuzzy’s Taco Shop. Or even better, come be one of them!