You can tell a lot about a person by what they order. Sometimes bad, but in the case of Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, always good, because we only attract the best kinds of people. From our starters to our sopapillas chips, here’s what your Fuzzy’s order says about you.
Chips and Queso
You are courageous and the leader of your group of friends. You say what other people are thinking and are the first to act. And in this case, you’re the genius who gets chips and queso with your meal.
You like to be comfortable and are often called a homebody. If you could wear sweatpants to work, you would, but they’ve already asked you to stop.
You are loud, energetic and pragmatic. You’ve gotten shushed in movies more than once. You don’t mind a little compromise if it’s in your best interest, like eating a salad at a taco joint.
You may be counting calories like a hustler counts cards in Vegas, but you make the most out of ’em. You know how to have a good time but usually leave the party before midnight because you have errands to run in the morning.
You are super laid-back, man. It’s not that you’re apathetic; you just don’t feel the need to get worked up over stuff, you know? Your main transportation source would be your surfboard if it made sense logistically.
You don’t beat around the bush with matters of the heart. You’re gregarious and blunt. You’re comfortable with yourself, and you certainly don’t mind being the last person eating.
You are the life of the party. You don’t get caught up in trivial details and instead enjoy the moment and the company you are with. People love you, and you love nachos, er, people.
You are a little more conservative than your peers. It’s not that eating with your hands is tacky; it’s just that you believe a meal is best enjoyed with utensils. The world needs people like you.
You have a childish nature and you aren’t a big fan of change. Sure, you’ve gotten the same thing to eat since you were 7 years old, but if the quesadilla’s not broken, why fix—wait, that doesn’t make sense.
Chips and Guacamole
You are the person that shows up right on time to a party. “Well you said 8PM, so … here I am.”
Anything Off the Kid’s Menu
Either you are a kid, a kid at heart or you’re just looking to score a toy with your food. Though every Fuzzy’s Taco Shop meal will make you happy, there are no Happy Meals here.
You are anything but status quo. You are the kind of person who orders a sandwich at a Tex-Mex restaurant because you like to take the road less traveled. Bravo.
Breakfast Burrito or Breakfast Tacos
You’re an independent thinker and often swim upstream. Breakfast tacos? But it’s dusk. Yeah, that’s right. You’re subversive. Don’t forget the side of sour cream.
You are shameless and everyone loves you for it. You always save room for dessert because life is short. “YOLO” is your favorite catchphrase, though you’d never be caught dead saying it out loud.
What’s your favorite Fuzzy’s Taco Shop menu item, and does it match your personality?