You can tell a lot about a person by the way they dress, the way they talk, heck, even the way they sneeze (multiple high bursts vs. Viking war cry). At Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, we accept everyone as they are, as long as you’re wearing shoes and a shirt. And pants.
But you can also tell a whole lot about a person by what fillings they prefer in their taco, whether it’s grilled shrimp, shredded brisket or ground beef. Now at the risk of generalizing, here’s what your taco filling says about you:
Shredded Chicken
You play it safe, and you’re completely OK with that. As a kid, while your friends were jumping out of trees and doing backflips off the diving board, you were down the street selling lemonade at a fair profit. You’re not boring. You’re just not the crazy one.
Spicy Pork
You are the crazy one. But, like, crazy in a good way. You were the one jumping out of trees (see above). You’re passionate about your friends and family and aren’t afraid to let them know it. You crave excitement in anything and everything.
Shredded Brisket
You have a flair for the traditional but enjoy having a good time. If you’re a guy, you’ve probably owned American flag swim trunks at one point in your life. If you’re a girl, you’ve probably dated a guy who owned American flag swim trunk at one point in your life.
Grilled Shrimp
You’re adventurous. Your friends have trouble keeping up with you, as you’re always doing something new or traveling to a foreign place. You don’t like being tied down or having your friends all in one place. You waved goodbye to the status quo long ago.
Grilled Veggie
You are what they call a go-getter. Health conscious, sharp, intelligent, you always seem to have a handle on your situation. You find success in most everything you do and are busier than most people. You still find time to get your Fuzzy’s grub on, though.
Grilled Fish
You’re pretty laid-back, man. You’d prefer to just be on a beach somewhere, taking in the sun. Your laptop’s wallpaper is a photo you took of a waterfall when you were on vacation last.
Feel like your favorite taco doesn’t match your personality? Well, maybe it’s time to switch it up and try something new.
