Has there ever been such an all-star matchup as that between pizza and tacos? Have you ever really explored the possibilities of a head-to-head matchup between pepperoni and, say, chicken fajita?
Who would win?
SPOILER ALERT: Tacos would definitely win.
Sorry to be that way, but we are Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, not Fuzzy’s Pizzeria. And we have our reasons for this conclusion. Here’s why tacos rule, and pizzas drool.
You have to share pizza.
We live in a world where you shouldn’t have to share your food with thy neighbor. It’s not too much to ask to have your meal all to yourself. With pizza, you have to race to finish your slice as quickly as your friends so you don’t get behind on your slice count. With tacos, consumption is more intimate. Just you and your taco, your taco and you.
Too much compromise.
“Let’s get pepperoni.”
“No, I hate olives.”
“Well, pepperoni’s overrated.”
“Should we just get cheese?”
“I’m lactose intolerant.”
“Oh, come on!”
Who wants to go through a conversation like that? Stick with tacos and be as selfish as you want to be.
Too many crust options.
Neapolitan, Sicilian, New York-style, California-style, deep dish, thin crust, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Life doesn’t need to be so complicated. The only two choices you should have are “corn” or “flour.”
Tacos are quicker.
With tacos, you’ll find yourself ordering and eating your taco within five to 10 minutes. With pizza, who knows how long you’ll be waiting. Could be 30 minutes, could be an hour; and if it’s during the big game, good luck getting that pie before halftime.
Your time is precious, and we at Fuzzy’s understand that. We’re here to get you in and out as quickly as your heart desires. Of course, we hope you stick around for a while, but we’ll still get you your taco ASAP.
Shall we rest our case, pizza devotees? The facts don’t lie on this one. Sure, these may be more “opinions” than facts, but that’s all just semantics. Come on in to your nearest Fuzzy’s Taco Shop to re-convince yourself why tacos reign supreme.